Jul 10, 2013

Jet ski

For those of us on a budget we cannot (and probably will never) afford to have our very own personal watercraft. Fortunately a new up and coming company opened shop in Toronto and rents our their watercrafts to clients with a tight budget. Exclusive Sport Rentals gives you the opportunity to have a lot more fun this summer. But "fun" is a subjective term.

WHAT SHE DID
Jet ski sexy seadoo


WHAT THE JET SKI OWNER SAW
Jet ski sexy seadoo
Safety clip key not attached to body


WHAT I SAW
Jet ski sexy seadoo


Now you may not always have $200 in your pocket to spend on a jetski, but fortunately they have a ton, no really, one of the biggest selection of watercrafts and summer outdoor equipment and rentals from fishing boats and ATVs to the more docile kayaks, canoes, and paddleboards - the newest fad in our fair city.

Paddleboard
The newest sport for middle aged women.


They have promotions throughout the season, especially in the off-season and during holidays, so check them out. Go enjoy our lakes (we have plenty of em), our trails (we have plenty of em), our fresh air (plenty of that too), and our wildlife (plenty of it as well, just ran over a squirrel again yesterday). I may have bashed on Canada quite a bit over the years, but America junior turns out has plenty of positives as well, and keeping optimistic is what us mother canuckers do.

Meanwhile in Egypt....


Hmm tough choice for vacation this summer.


Cost: varies

Night Market is a nice family friendly option in the GTA, especially when compared to this, so dads everywhere can rejoice and bring their young'uns. Those worthy of the name dad. There are always exceptions:


The exception.


The main attraction at the Night Market should be the food. Street food! 100+ food vendors. That would be enough to satisfy anyone's appetite. Or for Queen Latifah's dietitian enough to get her fired for trying to starve the Queen to death.


Pictured here sporting that come here shemale look.


There's also a Truck Pull race for those who think hanging out with their queer friend in a bedroom browsing web cam chat rooms and flashing gang signs with kitten whiskers painted on their faces is too pointless.


No, really.


Cost: Free