Any restaurant/attraction can make this Thursday, St Patricks Day and this Friday, Supermoon Day seem like a grandiose event. Truth be told, the first is an excuse for boozing while the second an excuse for conspiracy theories to make your friends go "Ohhhh". However you still can experience something cool these days, but sadly, not in the Toronto area. It turns out other nations really know what cool is, whilst Toronto is completely oblivious. Wake up Toronto, I will teach you.

Dye Lake Ontario Green -------- Cool

Dye your beer green like the rest of the douchebags -------- Bad

Hire Venus herself to marshal your parade -------- Cool!

Hire an alzheimer patient to marshal your parade -------- Bad!

Simply enjoying the moon and its beauty -------- Cool

Vomiting conspiracy theories -------- Bad!