So you want to get discovered eh? You dream of your ugly mug to dawn tv screens and catwalks and billboards everywhere? And you wish to do so without being cast as lead role in something called "Debbie does East Brampton" or "The Sausagefest Reunion 2 - Backdoor Shenanigans"? Well you are in luck. You have three days where all the big shots from Hollywood, New York, Paris and all the other fancy city names congregate in the Toronto area for a series of auditions and interviews. Do you dream of being on something like American Idol, but are not quite at the same level of retardation and annoyance? This event is for you. Do you dream of modeling for magazines and various ad products and are not quite as fugly as you think? This even is for you. Do you dream of staring in a motion picture or TV series? Wait, that's not really a dream if dirt like this can get airtime.

On your TV right now. You may want to get your cable box tested for STDs.

Well with the scouts coming to TO, all of your dreams have been answered. Talent agents from all over the US and Europe will be in attenadance and all you need to do is show up. No resume required, no photos, no fancy songs and demo tapes. Just show up and be yourself. And for all the ladies in attendance, honey you need to be drop dead gorgeous or else it's just wasted time, competition is much fierce for the women. Age 4 and up.

These folks were discovered in the same manner by the same event. It could be YOU!


Garrett Hedlund star of blockbuster Tron.


Drew Roy star of the sci-fi TV series Falling Skies.


Hilary Rhoda, Estee Lauder model.

The Details:
Tue Nov 15 - Markham, ON
Delta Markham Hotel - 50 East Valhalla Drive Markham, ON L3R 0A3
Truffle 1-3 Ballroom 5:30PM and 7:30PM

Wed Nov 16 - Rexdale, ON
Marriott Toronto Airport - 901 Dixon Rd. Rexdale, ON M9W 1J5
Ballroom 5:30PM and 7:30PM

Thu Nov 17 - Toronto, ON
Pantages Hotel & Spa-Toronto Centre - 200 Victoria Street Toronto, ON M5E 1E1
Ballroom 5:30PM and 7:30PM

The agencies will only be here for three days before heading back to the states so make the most of it. All meeting times/locations are identical so showing up to more than one is useless and quite possibly subject to Section 264 of the Criminal Code of Canada. Again, no need to bring anything except a smile and dress as you would to match your personality. One suggestion is something smart that makes you stand out of the crowd, but not too flashy....as there will be 1000 other monkeys surrounding you dressed in suits. The women need not show excessive skin, that dirty thong can pop out of your jeans all night long, if you have the mug of a mule the only sure thing to go down that night is your self-esteem.

Cost: Free