You've got less than 2hrs to meet Walter Isaacson who will make an appearance today at 7PM at Indigo Manulife Centre 55 Bloor St W. (in Toronto). If you don't know who he is, he's the writer of the Steve Jobs biography.

This is Stevie Jobs.

For those of you who had no clue wtf this Walter guy is (until I told you just now), then go on and carry on with your lives. Walter Isaacson is nonetheless a well established journalist and author, who had unprecedented access to an innovator in the technology industry and thus was able to capture a lot of details about Steve Jobs' life. For the rest of you fanbois who take it to the extreme with the apple products, when you come home you can rub one out on his signature, then make sure to remind us in your facebook status update how much superior and cool your apple device is and how those haters and non-believers are stuck in the ye old century.


And Jesus said to his followers: Thou shalt not type...wait a sec...not another freeze.
Time to move into the 1st century and get me one of those cool new iphones with an s at the end.

Cost: Free